Lonnie B. Hodge's Panda Meat Emporium

Lonnie B. Hodge's Panda Meat Emporium is the only authorized international dealer in panda meat. With connections that run high up the Chinese political tiers, Professor Hodge has worked hard to secure and cultivate the best supply of panda meat for all your dining pleasures. Hodge, an excellent bow hunter and true marksman, often hunts, cleans and carves the animals himself, which means Lonnie B. Hodge's Panda Meat Emporium is able to pass those savings on to you - the panda meat consumer.

Your Health Is Black and White

Once controversial, panda meat has quickly become the *new* ostrich meat. A dark lean meat with a rich aroma, panda meat - or Peef™ - is experiencing huge growth as the meat of choice for people looking for a healthy red meat alternative.

Panda Peef™ is one of the few red meats that is high in omega-3 fatty acids, so, eating panda meat is not only the healthy choice, it's the smart choice.

Reservations

Many of our customers have written in saying that though they thoroughly enjoyed Lonnie B. Hodge's Panda Meat Emporium's fine fine product, they were concerned about where the meat came from and, hey, aren't panda's endangered? Well, worry not. We're happy to report that after decades of attempting to get the little bastards to breed, conservationists have decided to let the evolutionary process run its course. What's that mean to you? Peef™ burgers, Peef™ steak, Peef™ sausage, and our very tasty Peef™ jerky.

Panda Playland

Few things thrill CEO and company founder, Lonnie B. Hodge, more than trekking through the damp bamboo forests of China's Sichuan province, hunting for the best cuts of Peef. However, the Panda Meat Emporium also runs a panda farm where young and old are welcome to come and learn the details of what it is to be a modern panda farmer. Come, take your picture with these elusive animals, and then enjoy a Peef™ burger at Panda Jacks, our all-Peef™ on-site restaurant. The Peef™ doesn't get fresher!

Gallery

	Lonnie B. Hodge hand picks and hand trains all of the Panda Mean Emporium's dedicated employees. He spends endless hours, and tireless nights dedicated to making sure they have all the appropriate skills and assets required to come aboard his staff.
Here our happy employees tend to a young panda being prepped for our new product line, panda veal - Peal™
	In panda culture it is considered a great honour to be the Chosen One. Most of the panda's on our farms can't wait to get to the block.
Yet another high quality young panda that will be apart of our exsquisit Peal™ line of products.